so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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