Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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