I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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