You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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