I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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