So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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