ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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