Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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