would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
only if we run a train.
done.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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