somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Watching her eat just hurts me
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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