have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
