Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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