im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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