I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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