Define "chronic" masturbator.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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