The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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