I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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