So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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