i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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