we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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