im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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