Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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