Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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