found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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