i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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