dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm sobbing to NWA
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I wear drunk well.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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