Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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