I bet he comes in French.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Never let your siblings swipe right.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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