real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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