Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
This baby is an asshole
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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