So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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