Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
cat food counts as protein by the way
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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