return my video game
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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