Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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