Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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