i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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