i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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