nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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