I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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