You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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