you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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