I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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