i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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