left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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