i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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