they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
