If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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