you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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