shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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