That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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