I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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